Matt's Social Node

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  1. As I approach 50, I think I may be, finally, mature enough to handle turning twenty.
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  2. You are not behind in life; you are measuring with the wrong ruler.
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  3. The expected queue time on this call is an hour and a half. FFS.
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  4. My dream company

    I dream of starting a company that makes products that last a really long time, designed to be repaired, with easy access to replacement parts, and freely available 3D printing plans for making the uncomplicated parts. This is an objectively terrible business plan. To counter that, I will need a team of smart people to invent new products, in new fields, that can be made by reusing as much of our growing catalogue of parts from other items. As long as we keep making new stuff, we will be around…

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  5. Reason I’m glad to live by the coast No. 6433

    Inland, they have a red warning for heat up to 40°C. We only have an amber warning. It’s 24°C where I am.

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  6. Some, please make a hot buttered toast cafe

    They sit you at a table and then bring you a single slice of hot toast. When you are done, they bring you another. Have as much toast as you want for a fixed price. One hot slice at a time. Tea, coffee, etc., can be extra. As can things to spread on your toast.

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  7. Hello out there. How’s the weather where you are?
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  8. Luke’s Entrance Synced to “I Need a Hero”
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  9. I made one of my website’s fractionally faster

    A while ago, I made myself a website I called Matt’s Web Way. It is just a little script that converts markdown documents into very light HTML with the minimum extra markup and the tiniest bit of CSS. Today, I made it ever so slightly faster. I moved the tiny bit of CSS into a CSS file from the page template – all 43 lines of it.

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  10. Want to invent a new language but not in a rush to finish it?

    If you and your friends started making up new words or words to replace common words, and just used them until the group understood them. And if you gave each other high fives each time a new word was used, the positive feedback would increase new word recall. So if you did this at an average rate of one new word every week, within a few years, those not in the group would struggle to understand your secret code. And in 20 years, you would pretty much be speaking a whole new language.

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  11. This game just keeps on going

    I’ve hit Infinity 11 on The Perfect Tower 2.

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  12. Have you got a DJ?

    Am I the only one whose inner monologue has a DJ playing music?

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  13. Should we replace SEO (search engine optimisation) with HRO (human reader optimisation)?
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  14. Guess what:

    I’m soon to leave my 40s behind and have yet to figure life out. Kids, teens, and other young ones, there’s no rush. No one has things figured out; we’re all making it up as we go along. Also, yes, I used a semicolon; semicolons are cool.

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  15. Give me legos on my floor,Keep me screamingGive me legos on my floor, I prayGive me legos on my floor keep me screami...

    Rejected verses for “Oil in My Lamp” Give me legos on my floor,Keep me screamingGive me legos on my floor, I prayGive me legos on my floor keep me screamingKeep me screaming 'til the break of day And then… Give me milk on my cornflakesLet me eat themGive me milk on my cornflakes, I prayGive me milk on my cornflakesLet me eat themLet me eat them at the break of day and then Give me a sicknote for my bossLet me stay homeGive me a sicknote for my boss, I prayGive me a sicknote for my bossLet me…

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  16. Do you consider yourself above average?
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  17. Dear WebMention users, please ask more open-ended questions

    I love using WebMention, but I find so few posts that I feel I can reply to. I am desperately hungry for WebMention content that asks open-ended questions I can reply to. I follow the Open Mentions WebMention topic closely (I follow them all because I made it), so ping something there or WebMention this post if your site is rich with fun stuff I can respond to.

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  18. Hermes

    I’m installing Hermes because sometimes I like to play with AI. Also, I am a massive geek.

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  19. Is it me, or does WordPress’s admin UI look a lot more blue these days?
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  20. When I magically lend to you the ability and time to write a book, what are you writing?
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  21. If I lent you my time machine for a quick joyride, where and when would you go?
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  22. What a time to crave icecream
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  23. Due to rounding, you can fit infinitely many A20 sheets of paper into a single A4 without ever overlapping any A20s.

    Due to rounding, you can fit infinitely many A20 sheets of paper into a single A4 without ever overlapping any A20s.

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  24. I made a community WebMention thing

    I created the website OpenMentions so there would be a collection of topics you could freely mention to tell other people you wrote something about a topic they are interested in. Anyone can use it. OpenMentions has been around for a while, but I thought I’d bring it up again to get the word out.

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  25. I want to see a fantasy story where all the expectations are turned upside down. The noble rat folk lead a quest to r...

    I want to see a fantasy story where all the expectations are turned upside down. The noble rat folk lead a quest to remove the vile sewer elves from the city of the meek orc clerics. The well-respected order of necromancers takes a stand against the evil artificer army led by the party of princesses who saved the handsome but useless dragon prince from the humans. That sort of thing.

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  26. I don’t need AI to write bad code;

    I generate my own bugs, thank you very much. Bugs that are too dumb for an AI to replicate.

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  27. I think stopping was a mistake

    I took a break. That was hours ago. I’m sure I’ll start back at it any day now.

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  28. I updated a thing:

    Today’s Today In Emoji now notes ⚜️ Joan of Arc, 🌊 James Cook, and ⚛️ The Day of Remembrance for All Victims of Chemical Warfare.

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  29. I can’t replicate on other blogs either. I’ve been switching plugins in and out without much success so far. I can sh...

    Reply posts not appearing in the main WP Query loop I can’t replicate on other blogs either. I’ve been switching plugins in and out without much success so far. I can shadow ban my posts by using the reply block. (I’m fairly confident this won’t appear on my blog).

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  30. Why are ActivityPub reply posts hidden?

    Does any other WordPress user find that their ActivityPub reply posts are hidden? (Like these).

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