Coprophagia Is Bad For You

Divine, Pink Flamingos Wikipedia defines Coprophagia as "the consumption of feces". Since brevity is the soul of wit", my favorite science fiction includes the 254 words of Fredric Brown's Answer from 1954. It describes a galactic civilization holding a ceremony to mark the final connection of all their computers. What happened was: Dwar Ev threw the switch. There was a mighty hum, the surge of power from ninety-six billion planets. Lights flashed and quieted along the miles-long panel. Dwar Ev stepped back and drew a deep breath. “The honor of asking the first question is yours, Dwar Reyn.” “Thank you,” said Dwar Reyn. “It shall be a question that no single cybernetics machine has been able to answer.” He turned to face the machine. “Is there a God?” The mighty voice answered without hesitation, without the clicking of single relay. “Yes, now there is a God.” Sudden fear flashed on the face of Dwar Ev. He leaped to grab the switch. A bolt of lightning from the cloudless sky struck…