The Big Table of Kinks

So about an hour ago I idly thought to myself: "is this character a dom or a sub?" Then that thought became "well, BDSM is more complex than that, plus not everyone falls into that spectrum - in fact most people are fine with either and these dynamics [etc, you get the gist]". The natural conclusion was me looking for a random table of fetishes, mostly as a joke, finding this shit and going "Pornography?? Car sex??? Did the Mormon church commission this???" Naturally, I had to make my own. Welcome to the horrorshow (said affectionately, this IS a serious table). The TableBefore the list, I would like to make it clear that I pass no judgement on what gets people off - however, there are things in the table which will be strictly off-the-table "I don't even want to think about this" for most people. Not in a fun, goofball way, but rather in a "might actually be triggering", so be very mindful of that. Then again, it's a list of sexual perversions, you know what you're getting into. With…