Coffee Through Divine Intervention

For the past two years or so, I've been mistakenly getting emails from a church somewhere in Virginia. I've never been to this town, let alone this church. (For the record, I'm not really religious either, haven't been to church since I was a kid). It looks like its somewhere out near the Blue Ridge Mountains, and I'm still not sure how they accidentally got my email. My guess is that someone who is part of that church has a very similar name or something. Anyways, for these past two years, I've been politely writing the pastor and informing him that he has the wrong email and I would appreciate being taken off the list. Every time, he replies with something along the lines of "I'm so sorry, I'm trying to figure out how to get you out of my computer". Its only a light annoyance, as they all go to an email account I don't really use anymore, so I don't really care either way, but more and more I just feel for him, as I watch him clearly struggle to figure out how to do something that I…