sitting in my car

because it’s the only private space I have. I’m annoyed because I pulled into a parking lot and there’s a man lying on his back (on a patch of grass on one of the medians) who looked alarmed when I parked, facing him. I put my sun visor up but I can still hear him talking to someone on the phone. There are plenty of other actually secluded areas at the edges of the property, but this man decided that sitting in the middle was a good idea. Maybe I’ll take my sun visor down and stare at him. The doors are locked so I’m safe in here. Only thing is that he’s really unattractive and there are other better things to stare at. edit: his voice is stupid too