I’ve been banned from TikTok

It feels like a badge of honour. Years ago I was fired from ITV’s Crossroads, today I’ve been banned by TikTok. I’m a rebel. I’m dangerous. I’m bad. You thought you knew me, but this is a whole other side I’ve kept hidden. I know how to battle social media, and I’m just crazy enough to do it. Okay, it’s more likely a server error, but still, I’m having to appeal the decision and everything. All I do on TikTok, by the way, is post a version of the short tip videos I make for my 58keys YouTube channel, 10- and 20-second pieces on how to do this or that, or fix Word — Oh. Hang on. I’ve done such a short video tip every weekday this year but the other day I was so very fed up with the insanity of Microsoft Word that I posted a video demonstrating how to fix every one of its problems. Doesn’t matter if it’s that when you type a single apostrophe, it enters a comma instead. Doesn’t matter if you italicise a word and instead Word reformats the paragraph so that it’s justified right, ragged…