sex according to allos

i hate allos, man. i'm sure you probably do too. don't get it twisted i got nothing against them - even have friends who are - but why do they gotta rub their lifestyle all over everything you know what i mean. as Famous Ace Legend Kendrick Lamar once put it: I got love for you all, but I'm tryna murder you niggas Tryna make sure your core fans never heard of you niggas They don't wanna hear not one more noun or verb from you niggas let's get to slanderin' so for the alleged Sex HUSSEIN Bandwagon i've decided to take my big stick and speak very softly about some shit i hate, and what i've learned from watching YOU what sex is (and also from doing it, more on that l8r). sex is funny - Le Sexenfucking, as the Belgians call it, is the prime joke you can put on anything. having issues with a punchline? just say someone fucked such and such in the assed hole and it automatically qualifies as funny. it's ribaldry, the People love it. but don't you fucking dare laugh - because people might…