The Baked Noodle

$ whoami I am Phil. Here’s a poem: “Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same,

AI Policy Nope. No AI here. I am commited to NOT useing any AI to write, edit, inspire, or otherwise influence anything on this site. There is too much slop out there. I will do my small bit to be a part of the solution. Don’t get me wrong. I do think that AI has legitimate use as a tool, and I do use it for some tasks, particularly technical ones. But not here.

Privacy Policy LOL! Do you really think you can have any privacy in 2026? If you do: good. You can reclaim some amount of privacy for yourself if you care enough to put in a bit of work. Start here or here. As for this blog? I ain’t collecting nothing. I ain’t storing nothing. I ain’t selling nothing. I’m sure there is some random log somewhere that sees your IP address, so if you care about that, you may leave. Or use a VPN. Do what you want.

A little something I wrote a long time ago and just dug up: Addictive Chemicals Of these I dream Addictive chemicals My dear caffeine! Addictive chemicals But not cocaine Addictive Chemicals Straight to my brain!