GAMES WORKSHOP YOU ABSOLUTE RAT BASTARDS: A Measured Response to the New Skaven Wave Arriving Exactly When I Was Being Good

I had a goal. A real one. A specific, measurable, adult goal. Do the Sprue. The premise is simple: before you buy any new miniatures, you must assemble and paint the ones already sitting in boxes on the shelf judging you. For me this means the 135-model rat tide currently waiting its turn in the plastic purgatory of my hobby desk. Clanrats. Stormvermin. A weapon team I bought on a whim that I cannot identify without looking it up. Doomwheel parts still on sprue like little plastic skeletons o...