A list of things that are pure relief

That first sip of coffee in the morning when your eyes are still blurry from sleep. Getting a piece of food out of your teeth with floss, especially if it was a piece of apple. Finishing your last set at the gym. Bonus points if you maintained form throughout all the sets. Emptying your bowels fully and feeling like you're on the moon because you're so much lighter. Waking up with no hangover after a night out (because you still aren't drinking). Waking up with no feeling of regret after a night out (because your ability to reduce dumb things said and done is vastly improved, because you still aren't drinking). When your program runs with no errors and outputs what you were hoping for. Holding a stretch for at least thirty seconds, and at the twenty second mark, you feel your body finally accept its fate as it decides to release the muscle. Never mind that it'll go back to hurting in a day. Friday morning if you work a four-day week. (Sorry to rub it in. In my defence, I do pay for…