No thank you i will not change how i write so you don't think i am an llm

In the instructions for the final essay in a module i took last year, i was warned that the essays would be checked for ai plagiarism and that we should take the initiative to run our own essays through such a tool and make any necessary changes to ensure it doesn’t come back positive. This feels like a very silly practice. Also, no thank you i will not change how i wrote just so that you don’t think i’m a machine. I don’t know what the solution is to people ...