cocktail time! (sandra lee cocktails for stripping paint and blacking out, illustrated edition)

weather: 🌦️ i feel bad for everyone stranded here because of the flight groundings. they came on the one dreary weekend of the whole year critters: house spider right now i'm in the home stretch of a bad cold. mild illness always makes me nostalgic. i only get sick a couple times a year as an adult, but i constantly had upper respiratory bullshit as a teenager, which (for millennials) is a condition that will have familiarized you with the wasteland of 2000s daytime television. food network is what i switched to when i got sick of gameshows, baby cartoons, and days of our lives my absolute favorite daytime food network show was semi-homemade cooking, hosted by our once and future vodka aunt (and former mrs. cuomo), sandra "two shots of vodka" lee. the kwanzaa cake was the #1 crowd anti-pleaser online back in the day (and everyone even slightly familiar with judaism did a double take at the marshmallow-stuffed hanukkah cake), but of my actual dimetapped experiences watching the show, i…

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