Connor Quimby's Language Genie

Perhaps one of the most valuable pages on the internetA little linguistics what-if / filler post, as laid out in this video. Comes with an alignment chart and everything.The RulesThe genie will instantly grant you full fluency in any 3 languages.If the language is unattested or poorly-documented, the genie will grant you a confirmation effect so that all listeners will inherently recognize it as the actual language.If the unattested language you ask for doesn’t actually exist, no takebacks or redos: the wish is lost.The AlignmentsLawful Good - Moribund / recently extinct languagesNeutral Good - Poorly known / attested extinct languagesChaotic Good - Documented ancient languagesLawful Neutral - Smaller extant languages for benevolent purposesNeutral Neutral - Common world languagesChaotic Neutral - Languages you’re too lazy to learnLawful Evil - Proto-LanguagesNeutral Evil - Something from the Balkans that you have no cultural or ethnic connections toChaotic Evil - ConlangsMy picks are…

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