Itsu Collection

For when the Russian tanks are lurking outside Scotmid: As a champion of the finer things in life, I'm always on the lookout for fine things (on a budget). None of that fully explains my small but developing collection of emergency Itsu products. I'm saving them for a rainy day or some kind of "bitter end of things" scenario. They're safe down in the bunker. The location is of course secret. Hopefully, I'll recognise the second coming when it comes and deploy the atomic Itsu option, as per the Labour Party's ill-considered and makeshift manifesto, "feed your head" etc. Advice from detached posh boys is just what you need in a crisis. I'd imagine Itsu would perform better than Fray Bentos tinned pies in a survival contest, but maybe not as well as a Fortnum and Mason's seasonal picnic hamper.It's a fragile strategy, I know, but at least it's a demonstration of me thinking ahead, possibly for the first time in my life. Artistic, futile but niche doomsday prepping. There should be enough…

Commenting on Bubbles has been removed. Why? If you want to talk about this post, write to the author, use the comments on their blog if it has them, or reply with a "RE:" post on your own blog. Suggestions? feedback@bubbles.town