In November Sarnie News

Starbucks rolled out their holiday menu. Which means we're living the Thanksgiving fever dream for the next eight weeks dear readers. Today I made a decision I can only describe as well-intentioned but ultimately unsound, I bought their Turkey & Stuffing Sandwich. Now, stuffing is delicious, turkey is fine, and sandwiches are a proven delivery mechanism. What could possibly go wrong? I don't want to be unfair to this sandwich. It tried. But somewhere between the idea and my mouth, this thing lost the plot entirely. The stuffing had the structural integrity of a wet paper towel. The turkey was there, technically, in the same way that air is technically there I suppose? The whole thing felt a bit clammy(?). The real tragedy is that this should work. My mouth was watering before the first bite. That antici…pation. I dunno, I'm just disappointed in a way that feels specifically seasonal.

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