A 30-Year-Old Spoiler & Powdered Holes

If you think I'm touching this one with a ten-foot-pole... Not. Saying. a WORD. Let's try something a little less potentially controversial, k? Like some nice, pastel yellow, powdered holes.Wait.What? Marketing Guy #1: "I dunno, is there some way we can make donut holes sound both unappetizing and vaguely pornographic?"Marketing Guy #2: Oh! And oddly specific! I don't want to spoil any plot points on a thirty year old movie or anything, guys, but that's a father and daughter on this misspelled divorce cake: "NOOOooOOOOOooOOO!" And finally, she asked for a princess carriage.What she got was a whole lotta 'splainin' to do: Awk. Waaaard. Thanks to Crystal R., Jennifer B., Elizabeth A., Anony M., & Casey D. for giving new meaning to the phrase, "My baby's getting married!"*****P.S. Speaking of things that are vaguely pornographic... is your life boring? Does your soul yearn for adventure? Are you waiting for the universe to send you a sign? Then here: The Yodeling PickleAlso the universe…

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