Your Hand Dryer Speaks Volumes

For a long time I have whined to anyone who will listen about poor hand dryers. A terrible hand dryer tells me a lot about your business, and I will judge you for it. Single Purpose Now, many people think that I take hand dryers too seriously, but I find nothing more annoying than a single purpose appliance that cannot perform its single purpose. Take a toaster for example: if that toaster failed to toast bread, what would you do? You’d take that nonfunctional crap back to the shop and demand a refund. What about a kettle? If it only boiled water to 50 degrees, completely ruining your cup of tea, what would you do? You’d jump in your frigate, sail to the manufacturer, and give them a full broadside from your cannons. **britain intensifies**The first layer of my anger comes from the fact something was sold that cannot perform its basic function. The second layer of anger comes from the knowledge that someone wasted raw materials, and the labour of workers, to make something that fails…

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