weird americanisms i don’t understand

In light of today’s Mid Term elections, I find it very apt to post this slightly snarky post. As someone who grew up on the Americanized internet, there were so many pecularities about it that sometimes bordered on it being an alternate reality that I didn’t understand and still don’t to this day. Yes, I’m aware of why US Americans are the way they are, but that hasn’t made their world any more digestible to me. Most of you reading this are probably Americans judging by my analytics, so I’ll be addressing you directly this time around. And by the way, despite my skepticism of your political system, if you haven’t voted yet, get off your ass and vote! subpar or no public transportationImagine going out with friends to a bar or a club to get fucked up and having to drive home after that. Actually, don’t. That’t the American reality. Just the thought of having to be responsible for getting myself from point A to B sober on a regular basis gives me the chills, let alone doing that tipsy…

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