My Voting Recommendations, 2026

They are simple: For Christ’s sake, don’t vote for a single fucking Republican. I don’t have to tell you why, you know why already, but I’ll go ahead and say it: Because the Republican party has a corrupt doddering fascist grifter at its head, who cares far more about lining his pocket than he ever did about the state of the nation, and he’s remade the entire political organization into his image. On his watch and with his approval we’ve gotten into a war we had no plan for, the cost of gas and groceries have spiked, measles and other easily curable diseases have come roaring back, a masked, internal secret police is snatching people from the streets without due process, white supremacy has shoved its way back into official policy, and he’s turned his back on long-standing allies to gleefully lick the boots of the worst authoritarians in the world. Anyone in the GOP who had a problem with any of this is gone out of Washington and has been for years, replaced by simpering toadies. On…