A Day In The Life

Jen and I are often asked what it's like to be "professional" bloggers. How do we spend our days? Do we have a swimming pool filled with gold coins? Are there fantastic parties and gourmet ketchups? The answer to all these questions is yes. Jen even has a green dress. (But not a real green dress. That's cruel.)That doesn't mean it's all fun and games, though. Sometimes we take naps.In fact, I think I'll keep a diary for a day, just so you can see firsthand the "glorious life" of the "Professional Blogger." Enjoy! ------------------------------------------1:00 pm - Woke up to cats hammering on door and yowling. Note to self: get thicker door. Also, new cats. "Mrow?" 1:35 pm - Cats' yowls going super sonic. Ear plugs ineffective. Time for the Super Soaker. "Mruh Mroh." 2:10 pm - Jen's awake. Cats are hiding. I ask in my best Kirk impression (complete with hand gestures), "JEN! Are... you... readytobe... funny? We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill!" Jen: Note to self: Avoid…