Roseanne: the GOAT of Halloween Episodes

I love Roseanne. Roseanne Conner, that is. From the original run of ABC's Roseanne. Okay, from the first eight seasons max.I also love a good ol' sitcom Halloween special, and I think we'd all be lying if we said Roseanne's were not the Greatest of All Time. So, what else am I to do this October than watch and rank them all for your reading pleasure?I will be going through each of Roseanne's Halloween episodes and ranking them by Halloweeniness (rating out of five jack-o-lanterns). Oh, and I'm not counting season nine. It doesn't exist to me.BOO!Season 2, Episode 7. October 30, 1989What is Halloween all about, anyway?Putting candy companies in the black Scaring people. And the A-plot of this whole episode focuses on Roseanne and Dan Conner attempting to out-scare each other to determine who the "Master" is.They work together with Aunt Jackie to pull pranks on their children--convincing them that their old neighbor has escaped her mental institution and might be in their yard. Roseanne…