Thirty One Ten

Pumpkins v Turnips - I guess the pumpkins won this year. They're on a cultural roll of some sort, a cultural troll even. All for the best for humanity. Progress happens in the world of fruit and vegetable art. Only a primitive style of kitchen knife carving is required. We live in unskilled times. Less chance of a serious injury too. The candles have been replaced by LEDs. The house will not be burned down. Happy 31st and welcome to your new vacant winter life. Downhill all the way to Yuletide.But be of good cheer, there's still a few old school demonic spirits out there though. Hungry ones so I'm told. They can be hard to see if you don't know what you're looking for. I'm on first name terms with some of them. It would be such a shame if anyone was to upset me tonight or indeed at anytime. Summoning up reprisals of an other worldly kind may be my seasonal speciality. Mind how you go in the darkness.