The Hexorcist

Cobwebs and Confusion and Consternation Image by Author, created in AI. Click here to read this story from the beginning… Plexi Glass and Tupper Ware were in the murky basement of Plexi’s massive abode, standing in front of the gated wine cellar wherein Plexi’s undead husband was being held against his undead will. Tinted Glass, the Lazarus-esque husband, had just uttered a warning which made no sense to either of our anti-heroines. Plexi: “Maybe we just misunderstood him.” Tupper: “That’s entirely possible, especially since I’m drunk.” As if to reinforce her status, Tupper leaned down and retrieved another healthy martini dollop from her portable bar. Plexi: “How did you get that mess down the cobwebby stairs? I didn’t hear a thing.” Tupper: “Oh, I never go anywhere without my vice chest. One would think that you should know that by now.” Plexi: “And I think you should ask Tainted Tinted to explain his dramatic proclamation from the previous episode.” Tupper: “Why me? Especially…