Notes from an overheard conversation about an upcoming holiday

“We need to get some Hershey's Fun Sized bars.” “We do, huh?” “Yes. With the fun sized bars, I can sneak one a day. If it's the big bars … well … Katey bar the door!” “Okay, I'll go get a bag of Hershey's Fun Sized bars.” “You don't trust me to get a few bags?” “A few bags‽ How many kids are you expecting to show up?” “How many do you think will show up?” “Two.” “Two‽” “Yes. So you're saying we give a bag of Hershey's Fun Sized bars to each child? Here! You get a whole bag! And you get a whole bag!” “No! I expect there to be leftovers!” “That's what I'm afraid of.” “Phththththththth!”