The 10 Stages Of Wrecky Trick-Or-Treating

The 10 Stages Of Handing Out Candy To Trick-Or-TreatersAs Illustrated With Halloween Cake Wrecks Stage 1: "AWWWWW lookit the cute costumes on all the cute bebies! CANDY FOR EVERYONE." Stage 2: "Wow there are a lot of you." Stage 3: "A 5-year-old Deadpool just kicked me but this is fine, everything's fine." Stage 4: "WHAT IF WE RUN OUT OF CANDY?" Stage 5: "You get two pieces each AND THAT'S FINAL." Stage 6: "This is my life now." Stage 7: ::obsessively looking between the clock and the candy bowl:: Stage 8: "I AM SO SORRY PLEASE DON'T TP MY HOUSE." Stage 9: "They TP'd my house." Stage 10: ::cracks open secret stash of chocolate and plops down to watch Ghostbusters::BEST. HALLOWEEN. EVER. Thanks to Anne H., Deon M., Meg M., Jessica A., Kaitlin K., Mariah E., Hillary, M.M., Savannah G., & Tara W. for the wrecky treats. Oh, and I've never actually had my house TP'd; my generous candy distribution is both fear-based and extremely effective. :D*****P.S. Friendly reminder: Punctuation Saves…