Snobby Nursery Rhymes

Today’s TDC says Read a nursery rhyme aloud in a bad snobby accent. Now, last week when we were out for a drink a pal told me I always sound posh, so here’s a nursery rhyme in my own acccent This is a rhyme mum said to us every time she dried our hair – I can’t find this exact version online. I still say it to myself every time I dry my own hair. Rub a dub dub Rub a dub dub Three men in a tub The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker All wrapped up in a rotten potater Green peas, tuppence a peck A man fell down and broke his neck Apples for the king and pears for the queen And a jolly good dance on the old bowling green