Friday 23rd October 2026

9722/21641No Make-a-Wish moments today. Just had to look after my stupid no-famous family in our boring town. Maybe this means I am not dying after all.To be fair Ernie and me had been meaning to go to Battle, where the Battle of Battle took place in 1066 (Battle was asking for it - I know it's an old-fashioned attitude, but if you call yourself Battle then you are asking for people to battle on you). This would have been the equivalent of meeting Kyle Maclachlan, especially if, as hoped by him, Ernie found a thousand year old arrow or sword.