giving Colleen Hoover another chance - A RANT

If there is one thing positive I can say about Colleen Hoover's Woman Down, it is that it is so easy to read. It is told in such simplistic language. Which is always good, unless... Unless your story is so shitty. I don't even want to talk about how the prose feels like just screen directions in a script. Supposedly an"erotic suspense", excuse me CH is the suspense in the room with us? SPOILERS DO NOT READ FURTHER Scorned author cough self insert cough, Petra Rose, got backlash after some drama when her previous book got adapted into a movie. Petra is deliberately written so you can be like OMG SHE IS A VICTIM. Anyway, she goes to a lake cabin to write. She is writing a novel about a woman who is seeing a married cop and Petra has writer's block. She claims she needs to write what she knows hence talks about how she would love to actually experience a romance like this. She says it on a podcast with her best friend Nora. She is at the lake house and one night this policeman knocks on…