Tuesday 20th October 2026

9719/21638Finally writing a blog every day for almost 24 years has paid off. The people behind Horrible Histories liked my blog about Ernie and me enjoying the show and invited us to go to the studios.Not since I wrote about wanting to have sex with Funella from the Furchester Hotel in the Metro and then slightly weirdly being invited to Salford to meet her and Mr Tumble (I signed an NDA so can't tell you about everything we got up to), have I ever got anything from writing this crap.W