stagehand

Tags: #dispatches #gym #attention Samson Dauda, 2026Just to start off with a concrete example, there was a disembodied stagehand’s hand backstage that reached up and helped the center stage doors close almost every time a competitor entered the stage via them, and it was right in the top center of the screen. All eyes on some hugely muscled bodybuilder, except mine which are watching out for the sneaky hand to appear and do its little job: ensure that the door closes all the way. Booop. It’s pretty important, getting that door closed. Maybe wear a blacker-than-black glove? And get the lights all the way down. The whole back backdrop, including the door, is a giant screen, curved and completely seamless, floor to ceiling, and constantly parading sponsors across. First time I’ve seen something like it, so there is that. “My Cookie Dealer”, “MRDR”, “ProTan since 1987”, “Beast Nutrition”, “Nutriyummy”, “Bombshell Sportswear”, “PSY CHO”, “Gym Reapers”, and various medical complexes, sports…