CerebralTransmission.c

#import CerebralTransmission.h ... //PLEASE STOP PASSING STATICARRAYS INTO THIS FUNCTION //WE HAVE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE OF ALL TIME ON THIS FUCKING //PROJECT void BlitMind(Array* mindArray, SpyderBody* proboscis){ for(int i = 0; i <= mindArray->capacity; i++){ mindArray[i] = HarvestThoughts(proboscis); } //This is an obvious memory leak but no one has looked //at my pull requests in weeks void* extraData = malloc(sizeof(proboscis->dregs); } ... The job was clean and easy, or so she said. Sneak onto the Inner Band marine ship landing in Hyle's Cradle, arm a bomb full of metal-eating microbes, detonate the bomb and make out clean and easy on a ship that's waiting for us in Reefhall, then jump back to Hyle's Cradle. I had a bad taste in my mouth, so of course I was game. Once, I was running a survey mission on a planet long-gone from the Frydheld Sector with some kids who had just enlisted. We took the Scout ship down into the atmosphere and landed on this tall hill amidst a great field of…