Is That A Baby In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

Kids today, with all their weird hobbies: (PS - Oh! Hey! Think this is Isabella?) *****Ariel's company wanted their vision statement written on a cake, but made the rookie mistake of e-mailing a cellphone photo of their office wall plaque as a reference. [shaking head] Tsk tsk, guys.TSK TSK.The result was predictable, but their vision statement makes it delightfully ironic: Now if only we could empower technology to transform wreckerators. *****One question, oh-so-many answers: Let's... START... withhow... MUCH... I hear William Shatner... RIGHTNOW. *****And finally, that awkward moment when you can't tell if the cake is for a baby shower or a bachelorette party: For the record: I still don't know. Thanks to Claudia R., Ariel D., Aubrae W., & Amanda F., who aren't happy to see me, but DO have bowling balls in their pants.*****P.S. Here's a fun gift for the kids in your life this spooky season: Little Blue Truck's Halloween Board BookIt's interactive with lift-the-flap surprises, has…