How not to migrate from Cloudflare DNS

So you’ve been shamefully using US Big Tech giant Clownflare? It’s time to find an inopportune time to migrate away to a “European alternative”. You absolute must not follow these steps on a busy weekend when you must leave for hours on short notice.Just remove itStep 1: Just remove your website from Cloudflare.Step 2: When the “are you sure?” modal pops up you’re forced to type the domain name. How patronising! Show them who’s boss by copy and pasting the domain name from the field label. Don’t fire a single neuron to consider which domain you’re deleting.Congratulations, you’re off Clownflare!Backup nothingIt’s probably too late to backup nothing so make sure you’ve already done this step.Step -1: Don’t visit the DNS records page for your domain name. Navigating around Cloudflare is too hard after their latest UI shuffle. It remains a mystery whether that “Export” button allows you to backup records in the industry standard BIND zone file format. Unlikely.Step 0: It’s imperative…