Minimalism III

Right then.You dragged your asses all the way out to the middle of shitting nowhere, Montana. You broke into the billionaire’s bug-out complex. You managed to do all that without a scratch or detection.And you were eight fucking minutes late.The PlayersAble - Like a brick wall gifted the power of speech by a cruel genie. Don’t ask about the chemical burns.Baker - Running a true crime podcast is a better way of keeping tabs on the unnatural than anyone wants to admit. Ignore the blindfold with cuneiform and the charcoal-chewing.Charlie - Card-carrying member of the “I Can’t Believe the Leopard Ate My Face” Party. Do not be alarmed by the flaky piss-yellow skin affliction currently spreading under their Toronto Blue Jays cap.Delta - Two days ago they were elbow deep in a horse’s ass. Please disregard the X mark pupils.ShotThe cult successfully summoned their god while you were taking out the guards at the front gate. ChaserThe entity died from cosmic depressurization immediately after…