The Most Exciting 90 Seconds of Cinema

Revisiting Twilight recently has been a bit of a slog. It can be a slow series and, especially when you near the final movies, sometimes it feels like very little happens at all. As a teenager my interest in this series was heavily carried by the angsty soundtracks and my closeted desire to see Taylor Lautner take his shirt off again. With a number of years of separation since I last experienced it, I didn't remember a lot about Breaking Dawn. The main thing I remember is the absolutely horrendous CGI used for the baby. We can't let ourselves get distracted by the cursed child though because The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part Two holds within in the great 90 seconds of cinema of all time. We stand upon the battlefield, the Cullens facing off against the Volturi. Snow has fallen, the field painted white. We expect, as has been the case with most of these movies, for a resolution to be reached with very little inconvenience but suddenly Alice kicks Michael Sheen into the air. Chaos…