Going Through A Rough Patch

It's the quintessential symbol of Halloween: the Jack-O-Lantern. Fortunately, it's also one of the easiest designs for a baker to make. Just take one round cake, ice it in orange, add a cartoony face, and...voilá! AAAEEIII!!Er. Heh, sorry. Let's try that again.Voila! That's...not a cake. [rolling up sleeves] Voila! Is that...plastic?Cheater. Voila! A Pumpkin Poo-nicorn. Well. That's a first. [through gritted teeth] Voi-la. What the...what IS that? Come on, seriously, there's no way you could make this thing look less like a pumpkin! Allow me to retract that last statement. Knock, knock. Well? Orange you glad I didn't say "voila?" Hm. Maybe the problem lies in trying to make the whole cake look like a pumpkin. Maybe if the baker just drew a pumpkin ON the cake... [blinking]Um...[more blinking]Voila! Dorota, Carra M., Melody N., Shanna T., Andrew M., Ted, Donny & Amanda, Kaitlin K., & T.A., don't ask me; I'm going with "abstract jack-o-lantern."*****And from my other blog, Epbot: