Clutch bags

Me: Why do they even call them clutch bags? Them: Clutch bags? Me: Yeah, that poster over there at the department store mentions “clutch bags” being on special. Does it involve a transmission of some sort!? Them: Isn’t it because you clutch it? Me: Pardon? Them: Clutch it… as in, hold onto it? Me: … Them: … Me: Well don’t I feel foolish. Them: Yeah, well you should. By Ruben Schade in Sydney, 2026-10-15.