Wherein I Bitch About Stuff

Why is it so friggin' hot in October! 80° yesterday, forecast nearly that today. I just put away all my summer clothes! So, of course. Why am I even asking? The CPAP adventure continues. I gave it another try last night and ripped it off my face about 90 minutes after I put it on. I think I may have actually fallen asleep at some point, but I'm not sure. I never have trouble falling asleep at bedtime. I lie down, think about something I like and I'm out. Minutes. With that face-hugger wrapped around my nose, all I can think about is how much I hate this thing, so of course I can't fall asleep. The machine keeps nagging me to install the My Air app, another piece of corporate spyware to intrude into my life. Trying to give this thing a good-faith shot, I figured I'd install the app and see what tips it had. NOPE! First you must create an account! Because of course. So I start trying to create an account and I get to the part where they want my date of birth. How do you enter that data?…