Why Did the Elephant Cross the Road?

6-year-old: (yelling from his bedroom) Hey Dad! Why did the elephant cross — no, wait, that won’t make any sense. Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: (chuckling) I don’t know, why? 6-year-old: To get to the other side! Why did the elephant cross the road? Me: (laughing) I don’t know, why? 6-year-old: To follow his friend the chicken! Why did the zebra cross the road? Me: (still laughing) I don’t know, why? 6-year-old: To get to the bus stop with the others! Comments, questions, suggestions? Email me at comment@darthmall.net.