collated gay thoughts from the past few months

weather: ☀️ cool the earth! nuremberg for billionaires now critters: dragonflies disclaimer: gay content of thoughts may vary ANNE CARSON WON THE NOBEL FUCK YEAH the average DL american married gay is only closeted in 2026 because he won't stoop to doing his own laundry or buying his own groceries. the fact is he would simply die angry and confused in a ditch if he didn't have an unpaid culturally-sanctioned bangmommy to which he has exclusive labor access a wife doing those things for him one time at the gaystaurant, everyone at our table fell silent so we could eavesdrop on the secondhand drama at the table beside us. we were not subtle but they kept on talking. every new development in the story had us literally looking at each other like ⊙_⊙. we talked about it for days after but now i can't remember a single detail... hearing about the scene in portland from an acquaintance who moved up there has me soooo glad i'm down here where everyone is nicer and less neurotic. i don't have…