Porcus Poem

The kids have been excited about Pig Latin a lot lately. I noticed that there are a few words that are also English words, or homophones thereof. With some help from Claude, especially in figuring out which words would work well and in checking my work, here's a poem about a pie and a naughty plover: I weigh ache bay each pay I pay, Oh say eats whey, each way ice lei, Away ate play eye way a prey I'll weigh eat whey all way a day. Oh whey, oh neigh! I may I pay! Away outstay, overplay ate whey All whey of whey, I may I pay! Ooh, yay, I slay eat tray outlay! I weigh, eat whey, all whey, ashtray, I weigh, underplay, all whey, eyes pay! Eat sway, eat stray, I weigh eat whey! Oh say, Old Bay? Owe whey, I may! I weigh Amway oh say outstay! I weigh I flay? Oh neigh, away! I weigh a stay, I weigh I lay, I weigh owes day all whey a day! reveal English... I bake peach pie So sweet each slice A plate I pray I'll eat all day. Oh, no! My pie! A stout plover ate All of my pie! You sly treat lout!…