6 Kids' Cakes So Creepy They're Actually Hilarious

[dramatic announcer voice]From the wreckers who brought you... Monkey Ball! Handsy McStrangles-A-Lot: Bee-Elzebub: Ham Head! And this candle: Comes the most terrifying children's birthday cake of 2014.She's not here to be sweet.She's not here to be your friend.She's here...["But mooo-ooooom! I want a PRINCESS CAKE!!"] ...for just desserts. Thanks to Deirdre M., Anony M., Charesse, Tiffany Z., Emma P. (who found the candle in a vintage cake decorating manual), & Angela F. for the perfect princess-craze antidote.*****P.S. It's never too early to start decorating for spooky season, and these stick-on bats were my biggest hit last year: 3D Halloween Bats, Exterior Grade, 60 pc setThey're made of sturdy plastic, come in 4 different sizes, and have adhesive pads to easily stick them up anywhere in or outside your home. (I put a whole belfry of them on our front door.) (I don't know if "belfry" is right, but I'm going with it. :D) ******And from my other blog, Epbot: