Away From Keyboard Today

Why? Because I’m getting a colonoscopy today, that’s why. That’s gonna take up some time, and then afterward I am likely to be in a semi-dazed state afterwards thanks to the lingering effects of sedation, which will also very likely mess up my judgement. Me online without judgement skills would probably be a very very very very bad thing. So we’re gonna skip that entirely (I am, mind you, writing this two days early and scheduling it to go up Wednesday morning). I asked Krissy to hide my phone and laptops today, and, when I get home from the colonoscopy, to basically sit me on the couch and put on the televised equivalent of easy listening. Athena is likely to be around today, but as for me, just imagine me on that couch, cat laying on my blanketed legs, trying to remember to blink from time to time. That’ll be about the speed of things for me today. See you all Thursday! — JS