Return To India

So I moved back to India after five years in the US. After a lot of deliberation I decided that for my personal life and career India is the better option. Yes thats the truth. Getting back to life on the India’s roads has been somewhat amusing. So the other day I was driving my car and I saw this person lets call him RakeshJi trying to cross the road on a zebra crossing while I was turning onto the road. Now its very ingrained in me that I will stop and let him cross. But Rakeshji gave me this confused look and he has no idea why I am stopping in the middle of the road. So he decides to walk towards my car, give me a very puzzled look and then walk around my car. And while this is happening everyone behind me is honking. One guy on a two wheeler even came next to my window and asked, “Bro are you sleeping?”. Noone in that 5 mile radius thought I was sane. Something similar happened the other day when I was going to Deccan gymkhana. The road has no sidewalk and so the pedestrians were…