Hypocrisy

Despite my tendency to wax poetic about revolutionary politics and the evils of free-market capitalism, I’m just another tool trying to get that bag. My hypocrisy knows no bounds, but at least I own it. I have a C&P exam today. I’m already on the dole, but even a 10% rating will put me at 100%. Permanent and Total. Set for life. I’ve spent years fighting the bureaucracy, and the finish line is in sight. I traded my youth and my sanity for this. Committed unspeakable acts against humanity. Played the pawn for a shadowy cabal of oligarchs and sociopaths. I’ll kindly take my pittance and be on my way now.