Three Wrecks Guaranteed To Make Your Eye Twitch

This cookie cake is the visual equivalent of cruising down a smooth, freshly paved highway... and having your front tire fall off: Oooh. So close. This one's more like tripping and falling in front of a bunch of people, then getting up like nothing happened and limping off with a whistle just to show you meant to do that: Bad news, Moms-To-Be: you're about to experience painful contractions. Ahh, but nothing, NOTHING compares to reading this last cake aloud: And that's how you sound like a Southern Belle wishing her hoo-haw a happy birthday, y'all. Thanks to Melissa B., Desiree P., & Deedra G. for inflicting that fabulous new nickname on Virginias everywhere.*****P.S. Speaking of things that make your head hurt, a friend recently got me this gel cap for my migraines, and sweet icy Stay Puft, y'all, it's amazing: Migraine Hot/Cold Gel Cap I have a huge head and a lot of hair, so it's pretty snug on me, but the extra pressure with the cold is heavenly during a migraine. I used to hold a…