[games] rapidfire topical gaming opinions because i'm sick of effortposting

10 minutes i missed too many discourse cycles and now you have to take them all at once, no chasing. no thoughtful lead-in or anything it's time to fuck around [hbomberguy off-key cacophanous kazoo music starts playin;g[ i tried duskbloods during the network test and it was so incredibly confusing. i felt like i was being inducted into an MLM. fromsoft NEEDS to STOP throwing nouns at me there was literally like, 5PNS/m i almost screamed.1 2 i jumped around like hulk gif and it was ,awesome the ocarina of time remake is like, fine. i do understand why people were put off, i go back and forth. i wish there were bigger liberties taken with the gameplay (though i hear there might be some extra stuff?). i do think there's a little too much whinging for a series that is quite literally the only major gaming franchise to not have a consistent artstyle. let them try weird shit, i dunno! i'm open to it. um. [holds my paw up to my ear, seeming confounded] can you repeat that. the follicle count…