This is the shade of purple I turn when I'm choking

Oh okay, it's those damn pesky feminist sluts who ~politicize everything~ who are behind the global rise of fascism, and not armchair philosophers who throw around words like "degenerate" and clutch their pearls at the idea of a performer with visible skin, won't SOMEONE think of the CHILDREN. No the real authoritarians are those awful American liberals who won't let people enjoy things (except vulgar smut of course, the worst thing you can enjoy) please touch grass.