Polearms & Proust (or, In Search of Lost Biscuits)

A very silly role-playing game about introspective thugs with big pointy sticks. Inspired by this BlueSky post, and written by someone who has never read Proust. You will need: Pencils or pens. Paper - you could use paper plates because you may need something to catch biscuit crumbs. 1d100, 1d20, and (maybe) 1d6. A packet of biscuits - these can be any sort of token, really, but with