The Donkey Kong Island Hexcrawl - Music and Magic

Farmhands pledging $1 or more over on patreon got to read this a week early! Howdy, Farmhands! I need to level with you for a moment. This post is going to be me telling you about Donkey Kong lore for multiple paragraphs, with a small chart at the end that isn't terribly gameable. You are going to read it anyway because you love me and want me to feel appreciated. You wouldn't make a 35 year old man cry, would you? No? Thought not. We will get through this together. During the Gamecube era, Nintendo released a peripheral known as the DK Bongos. They were a controller made of two Bongos. You hit the bongos to input commands. It was very weird. 4 games went to market with explicit compatibility with these Bongos, 3 rhythm games by Tatsunoko known as "Donkey Konga" and an adventure title by Nintendo EAD called "Donkey Kong Jungle Beat." A 5th game intended to make use of the Bongos for the Gamecube was moved to the Wii and converted into a motion control game- Paon's racing game, "Donkey…